Or an opportunity?

: yawwn hey everyone hows production go... ing...

: ...

: RAHGHHH!!! STOP SHOOTING US!!

: Help! It's on my leg! Kill it!

: HELP!! IAHHAHHGI I'M STILL ON FIRE!! >X(

: DIE EVIL BUTTON!!

: KILLER LANTERN!! Thats not a FAKE KNIFE!!!

: wait, it's fake? I want to fight back too!!

: I want to go home

: THERES A KILLER PIZZA, TOO!!!!

This catastrophic event goes on for another hour, right before the fire burns it all down.

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